What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 07:30

From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What are James Potter's flaws?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No